In Pudsey, England, born and raised,
But in the mountains in Austria is where I spent most of my days,
Skiing and going really, really fast,
Shouting schnell at the locals whenever I flew past,
When a couple of guys thought they were really ace,
and they challanged me to a big race,
I won the race by a mile,
looked round behind me and they were on the floor in a big pile.