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Scott Ellingson


      I am a failed ninja, ex-catholic, and lost skeptic. Retired reporter, and industrialist(in a past life.) Bad musician, ex-libertarian and dogmatic pastafarian. Mediocre german student, failed depressed person, successful computer scientist, and retired Rocky Horror Picture Show attendee. For a time I was also hall monitor of Sodom and Gomorrah. Otherwise, I'm an amateur drawer, walker, runner, and photographer. Gadfly, naturalist, amateur american. Professional bargin hunter, marxist-socialist-revolutionary and annoyance. Lover, feminist, and philosopher. I may be drowning in Plato's hollow honey tree.